Nope, we are not joking. We are selling a wood ski clamp. Thing is, this one is legit, VINTAGE, from a recent trip to Finland. Here is how it was used. First of all, ideally you would have two. You would use this to clamp your two skis together after use, and especially during the off season. See pic - skis not included in sale!
Since back in the day all skis were made of wood, they had a tendency to cup and warp, hence it was very important to keep them clamped when not in use. Those of us who are old enough to remember wood tennis rackets, remember a similar contraption that you would put your racket in after each use.
As simple as this device looks, it is actually very versatile, accommodating many different widths and thicknesses of skis.
