Holy cow, were these knickers made in AMERICA??? Yes they were, before (insert political rant) took over. And yes there are pockets on the front! Mother Karen's was/is a maker of ski clothing, starting in the 1970s in Utah. They made this item called a "Powder Shirt", which was apparently very popular back then among the downhill crowd.
But YOU earn your turns! And you'll be prepared for anything with these solidly-built size medium (men's) knickers. Special attention should be paid to the reinforced saddle, which will allow you to spend plenty of time on your a$$ without worry of exposing your BVDs. Pair them with some knicker socks or wear them without - you'll be stylin' regardless!! Grow out that bushy mustache and have a pack of Winstons at the ready!!!
